Saturday Smiles

Murphy’s Law:  If anything can go wrong, it will.

Corollary: It can.

MacGillicuddy’s Corollary: At the most inopportune time

  • Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics
    • Things get worse under pressure.
  • The Murphy Philosophy
    • Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
  • Quantization Revision of Murphy’s Laws
    • Everything goes wrong all at once.
  • Murphy’s Constant
    • Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
  • Murphy’s Law of Research
    • Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
  • Laws of Selective Gravitation.
    • A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
    • A  shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.

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